Exfoliating Goat Milk Soap extra large Orange Grease Monkey No.13XL Bespoke Blend

Greasemonkey BESPOKE Goat Milk Soap – XL Scrub Bar for Hardworking Hands

Greasemonkey BESPOKE Goat Milk Soap is Bogue’s extra-large, heavy-scrubbing bar created for mechanics, makers, contractors, gardeners, artists, and anyone whose hands regularly meet grease, soil, workshop dust, oils, or stubborn everyday grime.

At more than 6 oz, this substantial cold process goat milk soap combines activated charcoal, pumice, walnut shell, and cornmeal with pure Orange, Petitgrain, and Vetiver essential oils. The result is a serious exfoliating bar with a creamy goat milk lather that cleans thoroughly while helping skin feel comfortable after repeated washing.

Why Choose Greasemonkey?

Greasemonkey was developed around a simple problem: hardworking hands often need more than an ordinary bath bar, but aggressive cleansing can leave skin feeling tight and depleted. This BESPOKE formula brings together substantial mechanical exfoliation, purifying activated charcoal, and Bogue’s conditioning goat milk soap base in one oversized bar.

Its coarse scrub helps loosen embedded grime and rough surface buildup, while the lower, less abrasive portion of the bar provides a softer cleansing surface as the wash continues. That contrast between serious scrub and creamy conditioning lather is part of what makes Greasemonkey distinct within the Bogue soap collection.

Heavy-Duty Exfoliation for Working Hands

Pumice, walnut shell, and cornmeal give Greasemonkey its unmistakable scrub. Each exfoliant contributes a different texture, helping lift away workshop grime, dry surface buildup, grease, soil, and debris from hands, knuckles, elbows, heels, and other rough areas.

This is Bogue’s most assertive exfoliating soap—built for people who work with tools, engines, gardens, clay, paint, wood, food, and the outdoors rather than for delicate facial cleansing.

Purifying Activated Charcoal

Activated charcoal gives Greasemonkey its deep charcoal character and complements the physical exfoliants by adsorbing oils and surface impurities during cleansing. Instead of relying on artificial black dyes, the charcoal itself contributes both function and the bar’s rugged natural appearance.

Its purifying character makes it especially useful after greasy or dirty work, while the goat milk and plant-based oil foundation keeps the cleansing experience balanced rather than turning the bar into an industrial-style degreaser.

Orange, Petitgrain & Vetiver Essential Oils

Bright Orange opens the blend with fresh citrus, Petitgrain adds a leafy green bitterness, and Vetiver brings the earthy, root-like depth that keeps Greasemonkey from smelling sweet or perfumed.

The aroma is clean, dry, and grounded—well suited to a workshop soap. Bogue uses only pure pressed or steam-distilled essential oils, allowing the botanical materials themselves to define the scent rather than synthetic fragrance oils.

Goat Milk, Plant Oils & Skin-Barrier Comfort

Hardworking hands are often washed repeatedly throughout the day, making the feel of the soap base just as important as its scrubbing power. Fresh raw goat milk is blended with Bogue’s broad base of plant-derived oils and butters to produce the dense, creamy lather characteristic of our traditional cold process bars.

That conditioning foundation helps support a comfortable moisture balance and leaves frequently washed skin feeling softer and less stripped after cleansing—an important counterpoint to Greasemonkey’s aggressive exfoliating top.

Skin Feel & Daily Ritual

Greasemonkey begins with unmistakable texture. Work the scrub across wet hands, knuckles, palms, elbows, heels, or other rough areas where grime tends to settle, then allow the creamy goat milk lather to finish the cleanse.

The bar rinses clean with a bright citrus opening that gradually gives way to green Petitgrain and earthy Vetiver. It is equally at home beside a workshop sink, utility basin, garden door, kitchen sink, or in the shower after a long day of physical work.

Ideal For

Mechanics • Contractors • Gardeners • Makers • Artists • Woodworkers • Chefs • Workshop cleanup • Greasy hands • Rough elbows and heels • Outdoor work • Heavy exfoliation

Built in the Bogue Ojai Soap Workshop

Greasemonkey reflects the practical side of three generations of Bogue soapmaking: formulate the bar around the job it needs to do. Rather than beginning with a fragrance concept, this BESPOKE blend was built around exfoliation, charcoal, working hands, and a soap base substantial enough for repeated real-world use.

Each oversized bar is made in small cold process batches in Ojai, hand cut, finished, and slowly cured to develop the firm structure and longevity expected from a traditional handmade soap.

Serious Scrub. Creamy Goat Milk Lather. Built for Real Work.

Greasemonkey BESPOKE Goat Milk Soap combines activated charcoal, three levels of natural exfoliation, fresh goat milk, botanical oils and butters, and a crisp Orange–Petitgrain–Vetiver essential oil blend in one extra-large working-hand soap. Purifying where it needs to be, conditioning where it matters, and unmistakably Bogue.